The Bible's New Testament

Candy Coated Jesus

The New Testament Unveiled

This e-book because it looks squarely at select verbatum excerpts from the Bible's New Testament. Thousands of critiques of the Bible have been written, which heap praise on the myths within. Candy Coated Jesus bucks the trend while pulling aside orthodox shrouds to reveal parts of the New Testament which preachers don't want shown. It does so by quoting,NT passages verbatum. Right Wing Christians won't like this book because it doesn't dovetail with their Sunday School image of Jesus. Too much truth can be annoying.

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The word 'unveiled' literally means: to take off the veil - to reveal what someone is trying to hide or obscure. The text of Candy Coated Jesus (CCJ) is not a long tome trying to sound scholarly – yet it covers a lot of bases. It takes select passages from the New Testament (NT), verbatum, and deciphers them according to the precise words and phrases therein.

     The text doesn't change words or skew them into lavishing praise upon Jesus and the other characters mentioned in the NT – as preachers often do from the pulpit (or Bible scholars do, in their ponderous books).

     CCJ's text also articulates upon related NT topics such as the Revelation chapter ('an embellished psychedelic trip') and The Gospel of Judas – a recently found/translated papyrus, the veracity of which is not challenged by Bible scholars. It indicates that Judas was Jesus' favorite young disciple, rather than the awful boogie-man that the Vatican (and others) want us to believe he was.

     Why a book like this? One reason: right wing Christianity often manifests harm – not just for humans, but for other species and the environment. That may sound like a mouthful jargon from a tree-hugger, but read the book, if you dare, and you may come to realize how there are uplifting ways to experience life (and the world) which don't require worship of ancient texts and myth-based belief systems.

     Right Wing Christians won't like this book because it doesn't dovetail with their Sunday School images of Jesus. Like Trump fans, too much truth makes them angry and compels them to lash out. Deists think that Atheism means 'having no profound beliefs.' That's ridiculous. Those who don't embrace a deist belief system - instead find joy and solace in nature. Nature is every bit as awe-inspiring as God. Nature is real, whereas religions are aspects of reality cloaked in man-made myths - which devolve to moral codes.

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     Below is a list of Chapters:

One:     Burn the World and Destroy Families

Two:     Sell Possessions, With All Proceeds Given To Apostles

Three:   Murder is Justified

Four:    Jesus Disses John The Baptist

Five:    Don't Save Money

Six:     Blasphemy Can Never Be Forgiven

Seven:   Divorce = Adultery

Eight:    Acid Trip

Nine:    Most Popular Sales Manual in World History

Ten:       Slaves, Obey Your Masters

Eleven: Gospel of Judas

Twelve: Commentary on Gospel of Judas

Thirteen: Religion Plays Catch-up to Science

Forteen: How Much Harm Does Christianity Cause?

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Below is the index for Candy Coated Jesus:

Abraham, 54

Allegro, John (researcher), 29

Antichrist, 66, 67

Baker, Jim, 60

Bible, 3-5, 7, 8, 10, 13, 15, 19, 20, 23,
24, 26-28, 30-36, 51, 53, 54, 57, 63, 70

Buddhism, Buddha, Buddhist,
4, 8, 17, 48, 63, 64, 69

Christian, Christianity, 3-5, 8, 9, 11-15, 17,
20, 22-26, 28-36, 48, 52-54, 57-61, 63, 64, 66-70

Confucianism, 64

demon, demonic, 33, 47, 60, 65

Gnostics, 4

Falwell, Jerry, 60

fear, 13, 14, 34, 36, 55, 60

God, 14, 15, 17, 22, 23, 28, 30, 32,
38-42, 48, 51, 54, 60, 63, 65, 66

Gods, 14, 33, 60, 64, 65, 68

Hebrew, 4, 6, 45, 46, 60

Hebrew Bible, 3

Hindu, 8, 54, 64

Irenaeus, 4, 15

Jesus, 3-11, 13-15, 17, 19-24,
26-27, 32-34, 37-43, 45-48

Saint John, 51, 66

John the Baptist, 17

John of Patmos, 29, 32

Saint Jerome, 4, 5, 15

Judas Iscariot, 3,4, 37, 40-43, 45-48, 51, 52

Saint Luke, 4, 6-9, 17-20, 24, 37, 51

Saint Mark, 4, 20, 22, 50, 51

Saint Mary, 9, 33, 48

Saint Matthew, 4, 6, 8, 9, 18, 19, 22, 51

Mattison, Mark (researcher, author), 37

metaphysics, metaphysicians, metaphysical,
28, 31, 47, 48, 53, 54, 55

Milarepa, 17

Moses, 30

Muslim, 15, 35, 57, 59, 60, 64

Naropa, 17

psychedelics, 29, 31

Revelation (chapter/book), 3, 26-31, 67

Robertson, Pat, 60

Sufis, Sufism, 64

Swaggart, Jimmy, 60

Tanakh (Hebrew Bible), 3

Taoism, 64

Tilopa, 17

Trump, Donald, 23, 25, 33-35, 37, 67

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